Welcome to Chapter 3. This episode is free, even though it’s (Unfiltered).
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A few days after my first visit, I saw on the website that the next person to visit HiddenKatie’s geocache was female. That would make her the first-to-find (FTF) gal, which meant she would be the recipient of both first-to-find gifts from Katie- the FTF guy gift that I left behind and the FTF gal gift awaiting her directly. Since she visited twice, two days apart, I imagined this was because she may have indeed used and returned the FTF gal gift that Katie had provided.
This first gal visitor followed protocol by simply reporting her visits on the geocaching website, leaving no details. This meant I would have to go back to the nature park and venture again to the end of the swamp trail to check the visitor logs in the cache. I just had to know what happened with the FTF gifts!
I poured through the visitor log and the borrower’s log.
From the visitor log:
”Hello! My name is Julie. I am the female FTF of HiddenKatie’s cache, and so surprised to find two gifts waiting here for me! Rick, thank you for the “forwarding” of your own gift. I promise to make good use of it. Katie, thank you for the FTF gal gift. Because of the special circumstances, I understand that it is a loaner, but I will enjoy it thoroughly! Check the borrower’s log for my details. TFTC!”
I hurried to look at the borrower’s log:
”Katie, I loved being the first one to use the beautiful vibrating dildo that you left here as the FTF gal gift, and as a loaner to everyone else after that. Here’s how I participated in inaugurating your cache community. When I got home in the afternoon, I bathed and made myself comfortable, snuggling into my bed among all the fluffy pillows. Oh, wait, I almost forgot to mention that before getting started, I got baked on the FTF gift that you left for Rick, which he left behind for me. Thank you both!
"For a soundtrack, I played the full version of Ravel’s Bolero into my headphones. Bolero lasts about sixteen minutes, repeating a sensual rhythm 169 times with an overlay of instruments that builds and repeats itself 18 times over that rhythm. It was made famous in the modern era by the 1979 movie “10”, starring Bo Derek and Dudley Moore. I thought this would be ceremonial to this special occasion because in the movie, they got baked themselves and then got it on to the sounds of the Bolero.
“After this exhausting but pleasurable interlude, I had some wine and a snack, then returned to my pillows. This time I launched the 15-minute long 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky. It was written to celebrate the successful resistance to Napoleon’s invasion of Russia and is famous for its climactic cannon-blast crescendos near the end. I had my own explosive climax at the end, celebrating only the invasion of this glorious dildo into my nether regions.
“After these long and extremely gratifying sessions, I replaced the batteries because I was certain I had almost drained them. For now, Katie, let me just say TFTC and TFTD (Thanks for the Dildo)! Love ya! I’ll be back!”
As for my part, I signed the visitor’s log with a “Just visiting!” note, replaced the logs into the cache, and left it all there for the next adventure.