Welcome to Chapter 2. This episode is free, even though it’s (Unfiltered).
See the content advisory here, and more about the (Unfiltered) essays here.
The complete HiddenKatie™ serial to date can be found here.
Where we left off:
”Rules understood, I placed the lid to the side and peered at the top tray. Everything looked untouched, so I was hopeful about being the first visitor. Removing the tray, I looked down into the “Borrow Me” section, and found the two gifts! I was not only the first guy, but the first visitor!”
Excitedly, I removed the two gifts. As Katie had stated, there was a guy’s gift and a girl’s gift. The guy’s gift was a Ziploc bag with an index card attached. I peered inside the bag and couldn’t believe my eyes. Was that weed? Marijuana? Reefer? Huh?
I read the writing on the card.
“Hello First-to-Find Guy! Thanks for finding me! Your FTF gift is this bag of high-potency hydroponic weed. It weighs about an ounce, and is a token of my appreciation for making the effort to be my first. You always remember your first, and I wanted this to be special! Love, HiddenKatie”
I would need a moment to absorb this, so I proceeded to view the First-to-Find gal’s gift. It was a long slender box, which I opened to reveal a lavender-colored vibrating dildo. (Many people, including myself, use these terms vibrator and dildo interchangeably, but to be precise, a dildo is always a dildo, but not all of them vibrate. Some are just dongs. Likewise, even though many vibrators are dildos, not all of them are.)
I read Katie’s note for this gift.
“Hello First-to-Find Gal! This FTF gift is a bit of a misnomer, because it’s only a loaner. But you’re the first! Please enjoy it, and when you return it to the “Borrow Me” section of the cache, tell us all about it in the Borrower’s Log. Please sanitize it when done, and give it an extra wipe with the enclosed alcohol wipes. It’s dishwasher-safe! I want to hear all about the circumstances of your use. Enjoy, and thanks for being my first gal!”
If I thought I had to mentally absorb the guy’s gift, then I certainly had to take time to consider the gal’s gift.
I finally left the following note for Katie in the visitor’s log.
“Hi Katie,
Thank you for the FTF guy’s gift. I’m going to leave it for the next person, because I can’t use it. Although I have no qualms about responsible adults and their own use, it’s just not for me. Even though I’m thin, I have a huge appetite, and I can’t imagine using anything that would amplify the munchies even more. I do appreciate it though, and am leaving it here on the honor system for the first gal that finds your cache. I think it will pair well with the FTF gal’s gift, don’t you? Take care, and TFTC- Rick”
Before resealing HiddenKatie’s geocache I visited the Take One/Leave One section. I took the keychain for the Texas BBQ place (because I love a great smoked brisket), and left behind a wooden nickel token good for One Free Game at Thurston Bowling Lanes in Frankfort, NY. Thurston’s achieved national acclaim once, when it seemed that someone had stolen 150 of their house balls. I had last been there a couple of years before that, and had nothing to do with their disappearance.
Stay tuned for Chapter 3! HiddenKatie will be back after Halloween.