“They didn’t jail Copernicus for saying the Sun was in the center! What’s the Pope got against ME?” - Galileo
“Forsooth! I’m dropping my new play this Friday! - Shakespeare
“Lightning Bolts, bitches!” - Zeus
“I’m too sexy for my shoes, too sexy for my shirt… that’s why Augustus exiled me!” - Ovid
“You’ll appreciate me someday. Mark my words!” - J. S. Bach
“I think I’ll make a glowing necklace out if it, and wear it to the next rave” - Marie Curie
“Follow me… or else” - Genghis Khan
“That Khan thinks he’s a playa? I’m the one who MAKES IT RAIN! I AM the GREAT one!” - Alexander (the Great)
“So I saw this apple fall, but to enjoy it you really need to see the video. Here’s the link, and don’t forget to subscribe!” - Isaac Newton
“Oh, and my Principia Mathematica comes off the presses on Tuesday! Learn about the math of the universe, and about this whole Calculus thing I’ve invented” - also Newton
“And don’t listen to that pretender Leibniz! You’ve got your OG Calculus inventor right here! Booya!” - probably also Newton